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- Nov. 26, 1990: Money Angles
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- TIME--The Weekly Newsmagazine--1990
- Nov. 26, 1990 The Junk Mail Explosion!
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- <article>
- <source>Time Magazine</source>
- <hdr>
- BUSINESS, Page 74
- MONEY ANGLES
- Give Greed Another Chance
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- <body>
- <p>By Andrew Tobias
- </p>
- <p> Oh, gosh, a depression. It's something more and more people
- are talking about (but not too loudly, for fear of causing
- one). "Dark mood," announced a recent Wall Street Journal
- story. THE ABYSS, read a New Republic cover.
- </p>
- <p> How to avert it? My recommendation would be to spike the
- water with Prozac. Just mix it in with the fluoride. I'm
- serious! Highly diluted, of course, and tapering off after just
- a few months, as soon as we get off this gloom-and-doom kick.
- Because more than we'd like to think, economic and financial
- swings are creatures of fuzzy, nonquantitative things like
- psychology, confidence and the national mood.
- </p>
- <p> Vietnam and Watergate left us guilt ridden, acting almost
- as if we deserved punishment, and look what we got: 10 years
- of inflation and stagflation, three recessions and a stock
- market lower in 1982 than in 1972. Today we feel guilty about
- our '80s binge. We've been bad; send us to our room.
- </p>
- <p> Not that our problems aren't real. We're too deep in debt.
- Total American debt--government, corporate and personal--stands at a record 190% of our gross national product.
- Historically, 140% would be a more reasonable level. But the
- best way to cut the debt isn't necessarily to lay everybody off
- and have a depression. Massive bankruptcies would wipe out a
- lot of debt but also make us a lot poorer. No, muddling through
- is a better idea, working down the debt over many years. By
- making things for export rather than for our own consumption,
- by spending more on infrastructure and less on shopping
- centers, and by spending less on the elderly and more on
- preschoolers, we could gradually strengthen our national
- balance sheet.
- </p>
- <p> But this is easier said than done, especially when people
- are feeling glum (and when the elderly vote and preschoolers
- don't), so I say, spike the water.
- </p>
- <p> O.K., forget that. But we've got to do something to restore
- the normal tension between greed and fear, which admittedly got
- out of balance in the 1980s but has now--not-withstanding
- last week's stock market up-tick--swung too far toward fear.
- A few more recommendations:
- </p>
- <p>-- Do the UAL deal. Remember the $300-a-share United
- Airlines buyout that fell through? The stock closed at 99 3/4
- last week. Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan should
- whisper to the chairman of Morgan Guaranty Trust, "Do it at
- $160." It's just one deal, but it could affect psychology. The
- crazy '80s are over, it would say ($300 a share was
- preposterous), but the world is not going to end, and deals can
- still be done at other than fire-sale prices. If investors saw
- UAL shoot to 160 in a deal backed by America's most highly
- respected bank, greed would stir.
- </p>
- <p>-- Enact a rifle-shot capital-gains break--a zero tax
- bracket that would apply only to gains on the purchase of newly
- issued shares (including founders' stock in new ventures). It
- would cost little or nothing, as it would apply only to the
- first owner of the shares (not all those who subsequently
- traded them), yet it would encourage investment, new enterprise
- and expansion.
- </p>
- <p>-- Loosen bank regulation a little. Examiners, too lax
- before, should not become too zealous now. And capital
- requirements do need raising, but not "consequences be damned."
- </p>
- <p>-- Ease interest rates. Fed easing could raise inflation
- fears; but, ironically, that might even be good. After all,
- it's primarily the drop in real estate prices that threatens
- the banks and makes 60 million homeowners feel poor, and that
- thus underlies the whole scary mess. If people thought
- inflation might accelerate (as it one day may), real estate
- prices might firm or bounce a bit. End of financial crisis.
- </p>
- <p> To be sure, it's a balancing act--too much inflation worry
- would drive up long-term interest rates, hurting investment and
- real estate. Still, "significant but prudent easing" is in
- order.
- </p>
- <p>-- Cap real estate commissions at 5%. Hey, why not! Price
- controls stink, but real estate agents already have their own
- unwritten 6% price control. If we knocked it down a peg, every
- property in America would instantly be worth 1% more. Real
- estate agents would earn less, and their numbers might shrink.
- But would it be bad if the real estate profession became less
- attractive relative to, say, teaching or nursing? Why do we
- have so many of our best people employed showing off cedar
- closets?
- </p>
- <p> Of course, this is even less likely to go anywhere than
- spiking the water, because while there are 60 million
- homeowners to vote for it, there are 70 million real estate
- agents--in Los Angeles alone--to vote nay. Still, it's a
- good idea.
- </p>
- <p>-- Emphasize the positive. Sure, gas prices are up
- temporarily. But why not mention that even at today's rates,
- adjusted for inflation and improved fuel efficiency, the cost
- of driving a mile is about half what it was in 1957? Sure, Iraq
- is a nightmare. But isn't it better to have a world united
- against a single not-quite-yet-nuclear nation than to have a
- world split into two meganuclear blocs?
- </p>
- <p> A University of Michigan poll last week showed that consumer
- confidence suffered its sharpest drop in 44 years. But the fact
- is, there's plenty of sunshine. Interest rates are headed down.
- Oil prices will plunge once the Middle East crisis ends, as it
- will. And technology races ahead, giving us everything from
- bantamweight cellular phones to laser surgery to, perhaps most
- amazing of all, fat-free ice cream (Simple Pleasures Toffee
- Crunch is not to be missed).
- </p>
- <p> On top of this, what the pessimists generally ignore is the
- possibility that the President and Congress, imperfect though
- they clearly demonstrated themselves to be in the budget
- fiasco, may take some sensible steps to help. Last Thursday the
- President acknowledged the possibility of a mild recession, and
- anonymous aides said a variety of unnamed stimulative measures
- were under review. One even suggested the possibility of cuts
- in Social Security benefits to the affluent as a means of
- lowering taxes on the middle class and poor--which, to a
- politician, is a bold idea.
- </p>
- <p> And if that's not enough to avert a national funk, have I
- mentioned this notion I have about spiking the water with
- Prozac?
- </p>
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